tip: never ever get excited over a football game. approach every fixture with bitter pessimism and general sadness
hot guys with no fashion sense
when a player you love scores for a team you hate
when a player you hate scores for a team you love
"Yes, everything went brilliantly.
It was all according to plan.
We played like shit with such intensity and graft.
Everyone will underestimate us and now we will begin to put away teams with our belief and quality.
Everything’s going beautifully according to plan.
Technically and tactically according to plan
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner
i think my favorite picture from tumblr is the one where a person is riding their bike and falls off of it and hurts themself and blames communism for it